Make Pies, Not War: License to Carry
(Police squad car pulls over a car with a broken tail light. The two officers address the driver of the car.) “Did I do something wrong, officer?” “Broken tail light.” “Just happened, officer, in the parking lot at the Lucky store.” “License and registration, please.” “Got to get them out, officer. In my wallet.” “Got anything else in here that I should know about?” “I got a pie, officer.” “He’s got a pie!” “ Just a small one, officer.” “Do you have a permit for that pie? “Wh